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the worst thing you could say to anyone is "who's this clown?" because one you are calling them a clown and two if they were a clown, youd be insulting them by implying that they are one of the lesser known, irrelevant clowns

*attempts to log into bank account*
To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”
types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”
*i view my account balance of $4.47*.

If murdered, I want a closed-casket funeral. However, towards the end of the servicep lease have the organist play "Pop Goes the Weasel" over and over, until everyone in attendance is staring at my coffin with mute, horrified anticipation.